the 69

Similar to the runaround between two people. Also used when forced to make a decision that has no good outcome. Either way you're fucked.

Paul: Sharon said you have my keys.
James: I don't have your keys. Sharon has them.
Paul: Quit giving me the 69!

I work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. That's the 69.

by Mr. Wonderful January 24, 2006

69%

When your phone battery is on 69% that means the girl has to send nudes

Him "My phones on 69%!! Send nudes"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"

by Ole man rick August 21, 2017

superbowl 69

To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.

Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.

by soursabbath December 7, 2019

Order 69

So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!

Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 26, 2020

Mr. 69

Dworin is the Original Mr. 69

"who wants to whine and Dine with Mr. 69

by Princemistic August 7, 2011

summer of '69

The best days of your life.

If you had the choice, yeah, you would always wanna be there.

Ahh...fifth grade...That was my summer of '69.

by huh?? January 9, 2009

despacito 69

A song created by drake and ninja in fortnite

Hey, have you heard despacito 69 yet?

by Aydenator331 June 15, 2018