New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
by stesaf June 28, 2022
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Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.
Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...
by Apecicle April 12, 2010
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Curlyworly Shoes

A type of mens footwear worn in the middle east area of the world by the Soviet KGB spy from U.N.C.L.E., Ilya Kuryakin (Citation: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 2015). Also known as the Khussa Toe Shoes.
by The Cute Russian Guy November 08, 2015
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yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.
That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.
by The GodFocker June 05, 2011
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penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.
Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.
by poopfinger_anuslazor November 05, 2011
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Shoe goblins

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”
by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022
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Vegas Shoes

Brand new shoes a girl buys with the only intention of looking hot in Las Vegas.
My girlfriend realized she forgot her Vegas shoes when we got to the hotel. I guess she'll have bare feet up in the air tonight.
by figbush May 02, 2013
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