Ashley

A nasty slut who works at local strip clubs, hoping to find a "babydaddy" for her three crack and/or meth babies. Once she finds him, she'll get pregnant with his child to keep him around/get child support money to pay for her drug addiction. Can often be spotted wearing leopard print, and 8-inch stilettos.

His ex-girlfriend became an Ashley after he left her for her little sister.

by pomeleo December 17, 2008

ashley

a person who puts her own definition of herself on urban dictionary to make herself look good then tells others about it

Ashley: hmm... i think i need to get a popularity boost by putting my own definition of myself on the internet and tell people about it...
Others:hmm sounds kinda fishy just like you smell...
Ashley:*crys

by gus bus mclovin February 13, 2010

Ashley

fat hoe that no one likes

Ashley is so fat and short, she needs to grow 5 inches!

by john5609 May 5, 2009

Ashley

the "destroyer vagina" aka "slayer of man" was a happy ditz bubbly personality that was lost somewhere in oblivion. it was thought that her destructive power was not anything malicious but purely oblivious naivety and a nagging inner desire to cause strife so as to get attention. although neutral in alignment and with good intention, her capacity to destroy things were catastrophically phenomenal. it was said that "the destructive power was so great, it had defeated the Champion called "Triumph" in the great battle of Vag" 2009~ 2011 A.D. upon hearing the defeat of his brother the Champion called "Wisdom" ran away into hiding. also many evidence suggest that "Maza rah huk'to" "challenger" or Maza rah Heka'se further translated to "challenger from the heavens" had also fell victim to the Ashley's destructive force. most scholars argue her as a entirely mythical creature pointing to the fact that it was once rumored she had been both the demon twin sister of "lilith" from gnostic catholic beliefs and also the evil sister of "Deianira" from greek mythology suggesting that its purely the fictional work of juvenile vandals. her name in native demon tongue is "alehim nak shee'tu" and translates to "the jezebel disguised as ignorance" or "jezebel of oblivion" "Lady destroyer" or "the destroyer lady" eluk shi'te na kul meaning "the one who devours men" and also ha nauk selat vie "doombringer of mankind" ~ i dont hate her anymore. goodbye.

what happened to that bloody guy?
an ashley happened

by mstrofobvious February 11, 2014

Ashley

A shallow, vapid, spoiled little rich girl. A hypocrite and non-stop whiner with no moral compass or ability to distinguish right from wrong. Selfish and thoughtless. Generally, blonde, permed, and tanned, and very vain, though with little reason to be.

That girl is such an Ashley - she doesn't care who she hurts as long as she gets what she wants.

by ghgnvkljw February 3, 2010

ashley

To make a total fuck up!
Noun: Slang
Origin: Mike Ashley (Owner, Newcastle United FC)

1. One who acts carelessly or foolishly; A complete cock end!
2. A blunder; a bungle; A disaster of Biblical proportions.

He's made a right fu*kin Ashley of that!

by stop4fire June 22, 2009

Ashley

a nice girl, quiet, friendly, farts like a man, fat,a person who smells like shit, also known as a stinkbomb, looks like a troll doll, and has yellow teeth, smelly, and ugly

Ex 1.
Kayla: Ew do you smell that
Lexa: God Its Ashley she needs a plug up her ass

Ex 2
Bob: that chick is hot
Bill: hah you know thats ashley right
Bob: ahh ew

by tacosftwbro August 22, 2011