field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

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bruh monkey

Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh

Bruh Monkey Productions

by bruhmonkey September 24, 2020

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Throttle-monkey

Person who revs up the engine To disturb the peace

Just listen to that throttle-monkey revving that Motorcycle like there’s no tommorow.

by Bopsybipsy October 31, 2019

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n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.

This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady

by REDJGPW May 24, 2022

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Chatch monkey

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious

Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona

by Nerfer January 17, 2009

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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

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