Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

Piss Paddlers

Another name for Flip Flops or Thongs. Commonly worn in the heads and showers.

-commonly used as Navy speak.

"Oi Dusty, pass us the piss paddlers." "Oh shit, I forgot , my piss paddlers now I'm going in barefoot."

by nigga sticks April 27, 2020

Pissing off

When someone is pissing off, they are being a jerk and trying to annoy people.
This can lead to many things, such as prison, gangs, bullying, and being Murdered by enemy’s.

This can also be used when a person is peeing on another person

Ryan: “look, I’m mr. dude! I’m a stupid man who thinks he owns the world.”
Steve: “dude! Stop pissing off!”

Or
Steve: “fue stop pissing on me!”
Fue: “no! I like pissing off!”

by Stupid person was here¡!¡! December 19, 2019

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.

Your ma's a piss jockey.

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019