sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun

Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!

by robelliott September 9, 2011

segue off a cliff

To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"

Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?

Person B: She died yesterday.

Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.

by CannonOwner September 29, 2010

top her off

to engaged in sexual intercourse with a girl because she hasnt had a dick in awhile.

that girl looks like she is running on empty, hey joe you better go top her off

she is coming over to the filling station later tonight so i can top her off

by TARGOLF August 18, 2012

spin one off

to masturbate;

the circular motion (like a piston) of one who is furiously beating his meat.

sometimes, when I see your mom, I go home and spin one off

by droolbomber August 20, 2010

Ran him off

I fucked him up

"Yo ese remember when I ran him off? It's on cholofighting.com."

by Shiro the hero December 18, 2014

beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

throwing me off

When someone is irritating you or you quite don't understand what their motives are

Her dress is throwing me off
Your attitude is throwing me off bruh

by Big Dog D March 19, 2017