A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 29, 2022
Selfish entitled extortion projective identification simp.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
"I am not a SIMP, I want other men to know that you send me nudes. You did not send me nudes. I don't like it when girls play like that about sexual issues"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
by Duchesss December 06, 2020
An early simpson’s quote that has spawned a meme. The original meme refers to a cheese doodle that is being used to bait fish. Ned Flanders offers a “Godspeed little doodle” prayer to the cheese doodle before Homer Simpson fumbles the fish catch.
Meaning good luck, go for it.
Also can imply the person feels you may not succeed, but wishes you the best nonetheless.
An alternate version of the phrase “Break a leg”
Meaning good luck, go for it.
Also can imply the person feels you may not succeed, but wishes you the best nonetheless.
An alternate version of the phrase “Break a leg”
by H0merSimpson June 14, 2024
An early simpson’s quote that has spawned a meme. The original meme refers to a cheese doodle that is being used to bait fish. Ned Flanders offers a “Godspeed little doodle” prayer to the cheese doodle before Homer Simpson fumbles the fish catch.
Meaning good luck, go for it.
Also can imply the person feels you may not succeed, but wishes you the best nonetheless.
An alternate version of the phrase “Break a leg”
Meaning good luck, go for it.
Also can imply the person feels you may not succeed, but wishes you the best nonetheless.
An alternate version of the phrase “Break a leg”
by H0merSimpson June 14, 2024
An early simpson’s quote that has spawned a meme. The original meme refers to a cheese doodle that is being used to bait fish. Ned Flanders offers a “Godspeed little doodle” prayer to the cheese doodle before Homer Simpson fumbles the fish catch.
Meaning good luck, go for it.
Also can imply the person feels you may not succeed, but wishes you the best nonetheless.
An alternate version of the phrase “Break a leg”
Meaning good luck, go for it.
Also can imply the person feels you may not succeed, but wishes you the best nonetheless.
An alternate version of the phrase “Break a leg”
by H0merSimpson June 14, 2024
Person 1: You look like a little shitass, Craig.
Craig: I am incredibly disappointed by this comment.
Craig: I am incredibly disappointed by this comment.
by the shitter but shittier April 17, 2023