dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

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dick twister

For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.

I gave that cocky asshole a dick twister he'll never forget.

by Mewoiz January 3, 2008

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When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.

Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.

by RH9 December 18, 2008

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throw the dick

When the pussy so good you just throw your dick in it like a whip

Q: what does throw your dick mean?

A: when the pussy so good you just have to throw the dick in

by Suckin.or.fuckin.or.nah July 16, 2015

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Stim Dick

Same as whiskey dick

Caused by stimulants in pre-trainer supplements

Bro, I got the worst case of stim dick, my dick wouldn't work when I met this chick last night after a workout

by Skitzmix June 1, 2016

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Cold Dick

The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.

Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.

OR

I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.

by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012

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