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Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.
Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.
by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011
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ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.
Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*
by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018
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Cat Ass Boy

A boy that cheats, lies, and is extremely childish. It is also a boy that will smash anything, especially your friends. It also a man who spends all day and night with his boys like they dating . And lastly it's a boy that can be so in love with you while y'all are together but when y'all break up you a how, that etc.
That guy just broke up with his girlfriend and he's already trying to talk to her friend his such a Cat Ass Boy.
by Tcyjhnvhnxgnsg. Cgx. Hrzymewjy January 27, 2017
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Cat fish kisses

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny
Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!
by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022
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dirty barn cat

fake ass country sluts that fuck every guy in a friend group can be found at local field party yelling yee yee drinking bud lights. commonly also known as a mud cricket (see definition)
party tonight karas bringing her dirty barn cat friends
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Kitty Cat Bear

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!
by FL fact finder January 14, 2021
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texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy June 2, 2016
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