cake

flabby fat on stomach that extends out and jiggles when one walks.

Whoa look at his cake!

by Smithfield April 14, 2006

Cake Sauce

Awesome or Sweet, so good you can almost taste it. A series of awesome events.

Saturday was Cake Sauce, got breakfast in bed, tickets to the game and a blow job!

by thehammer70 February 22, 2014

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

cake in a mug

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.

John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth

by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

Fruit cake

A gay ass nigga who be fruite as fuck

Man that nigga John a fruit cake

by Yung Quinn October 16, 2017