Dumb Cunt Syndrome

A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.

Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.

by FusionSaint October 3, 2009

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

Post-Dance Syndrome

The feeling that you have after going to a dance with a girl, which usually makes you feel sad and want to be more then friends

Dude, Jim is so depressed, Sadies just ended and Joyce hasn't called him in a week. He probably has post-dance syndrome.

by SuperSingleton December 28, 2009

joe dirt syndrome

when you only date or have sex with girls who look like your sister

joe has joe dirt syndrome, cuz he gf looks just like his sis.

by Japple20 March 2, 2009

stupid nigga syndrome

the disease a stupid nigga has, symptoms as followed: using the word "I" more than needed, using periods when its not even a fucking sentence. And last but not least saying youre depressed or youre going to do stuff that has to do with drugs to help your "depression"

stupid nigga syndrome:
"yo that fucking attention whore over there probably has SNS."

"SHUT UP YOU BIGOT HEADED LOBSTER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC SNS!"

by c0p December 10, 2018

Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio syndrome means that you’re only attracted to the guys called Leonardo Wilhelm Dicaprio because he’s the freaking most perfect human ever and that’s it.

No, I don’t like that guy, I have the Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome

by Dicaprioismabby July 7, 2020

Small Town Syndrome

When a high school couple from a small town gets married quickly after graduation, buys a house, starts a family, and never leaves their hometown.

Person 1: Hey man did you see Jack and Melissa are engaged already?
Person 2: I did see that, they’re getting married 2 months after we graduate.

Person 1: Looks like some people are already getting bit by the small town syndrome but.

by ScringleBop June 25, 2020