the heskey rule

Rape.

I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.

by thefifabeestar September 2, 2014

Rule 41

Not really a rule,but mostly anything said on the internet will be turned sexual

Guy 1:This thing can hold anything

Guy 2:You mean....everything??

Guy 1:Yes..everything

Guy 2:🥺🤩🤩

Guy 1:I will never escape rule 41 😪😪😪

by Syleha October 5, 2022

Ludington Rules

Over wordy public displays aka Signs of Virtue Signalling what ought to be inner compulsions of categorical imperative, do unto others.

THe Ludington Rules signs were unwelcome in a Village bristling with signs like a bailed-up kuni kuni, a hedgehog or a porcupine.

by PartisanZ July 13, 2023

Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.

A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?

by Marzsala February 22, 2023

Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.

A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.

by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025

Rule 20

The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.

Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”

Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”

Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”

by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022