Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.

That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!

by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 22, 2023

chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

Belgian Chocolate Croquette

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.

She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.

by Godelieve Van De Putte August 05, 2021

Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.

He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.

by Handle what’s mine December 07, 2017

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 09, 2023

chocolate cabinet

Northern term for milk shake

I need a “chocolate cabinet”.

by Raphaelm84 September 29, 2017