Jayden Moment

WHEN YA MATE IS BEIN A SILLY LIL NONCE AND YA GOTTA SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THE CUNT YK

I LOVE KIDS
BRO THATS CLAPPED, JAYDEN MOMENT

by pussypopping1234 March 2, 2022

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Truman Show moment

An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.

(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.

by ddstarr August 27, 2012

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Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.

"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"

by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020

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