by Kingofdick July 28, 2024
Get the Urban dictionarymug. 1. All of the internet beamed into a set of definitions for phases and words
2. A website with a logo that if you stare at it long enough you realize it says 'ur ban(ned) dictionary'
2. A website with a logo that if you stare at it long enough you realize it says 'ur ban(ned) dictionary'
by _Jbolt July 29, 2023
Get the Urban dictionarymug. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
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by BIGFATHEAD123 January 22, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban dictionary is a place where little people can get bullied. They can just search their own name, and see random people who hate them. Do not recommend, do not visit.
by Urbandictionaryhater69 June 22, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
by SteelBallsOfLight May 31, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Balkan Queen December 7, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. I'm probably stealing this from the website (on accident) but anyway "DUDE! YOU'RE LOOKING ON THE WEBSITE DIDN'T YOU READ THE DESCRIPTION?! MY GOD ARE SOME PEOPLE STUPID THESE DAYS!" anyway calm down *breathes in and out* why the hell are you looking at this anyway? HUH!
Man 1:
"oh hey you should search ... this up on the Urban Dictionary it's funny as, nobody will stop being racist or sexist they'll always find away to be violent"
Man 2:
"ummm yeah sure thing as if i'm going to search RAPE! up on the Urban Dictionary why search something up when you've already done it yourself"?
Man 1:
*runs away in fear*.
"oh hey you should search ... this up on the Urban Dictionary it's funny as, nobody will stop being racist or sexist they'll always find away to be violent"
Man 2:
"ummm yeah sure thing as if i'm going to search RAPE! up on the Urban Dictionary why search something up when you've already done it yourself"?
Man 1:
*runs away in fear*.
by Furry Hitler June 10, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.