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Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 30, 2019
mugGet the Two Bitmug.

Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
mugGet the Two door squatmug.

H TWO O TWO

Every H TWO O TWO add and extra H and O
by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025
mugGet the H TWO O TWOmug.

two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.
Its just a two man
by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023
mugGet the two manmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.
by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021
mugGet the Sucking the tit of two mothersmug.

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
mugGet the Two Stage Flutemug.

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