wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch

I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants

by kbgbug January 2, 2023

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

Wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No, what's that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019