fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.

Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!

by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005

power fart

When the electricity shuts off for a brief moment that is just long enough to cause inconvenience or interruption.

"I had to retype my e-mail because my PC briefly shut off due to a power fart."

by BA from PA October 5, 2009

geriatric fart

old fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"

by bumb October 1, 2003

Donkey Fart

a very small, as to be miniscule bong load.

Dude... load me a real bong hit, not this donkey fart shit!

by Drgizmo September 4, 2010

Squelch fart

To fart out semen from the arsehole.

he loves to "Squelch fart" Peters jizz out!.

by m light August 24, 2006

Green Fart

An echo friendly fart.

He's vegan, so he blows green farts.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Pasta-Fart

You know that one kid in the back of the classroom who never says anything to anybody but he's always mumbling complaints to himself about who knows what?
That kid, is a pasta fart...

"Hey sally, did you see what the 7th period pasta-fart was wearing today?"

by ;oawnvw[iorkmlba May 14, 2015