I am your new god

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

by pousson November 27, 2007

I am fucking God bitch

I am better than you in every way.

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018

God I love Apple Pie

It means you love Apple pie

"Hey I made Apple pie for you"

"God I love Apple pie"

by Red pikmin November 22, 2022

I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

by Maxipedia May 29, 2023

Oh SHi- I mean God no

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.

by MonkishAphid69420 December 11, 2019

Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight refers to someone who is better than you, me, and especially Deku. It also can refer to someone who has a massive crush on Kirishima.

Person 1: Woah, no way, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight is so amazing!
Kirishima: Yeah, I know, that's my husband who's still too embarrassed to tell me he likes me :)
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight: *Barks*

by Agender_Pan_Bakugo_Simp May 15, 2022

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.

THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

by Twinkiezrule June 12, 2011