semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.

Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

Poppa's Corner Store

Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.

My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.

by Snuzzums November 29, 2016

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room.

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

Villain of the Story

The sickest band around. You should definetly check them out. They're metalcore.

Members:
Logan Barthomolew - vocals
Christian Grey - unclean vocals
Nick Totton - drums

Michael Ivers - guitar
Cody Pauly - guitar
Sean Wayne - bass

You really should get the new Villain of the Story album!

by xGodiiix April 25, 2017

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017