mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)

nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"

by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021

rule 73

If it exists on the internet, something about it will be debated regardless of what it is. Most commonly on the popular social media app “twitter.” An example of this would be how a group of twitter users debated over if what mr beasts video “1,000 blind people see for the first time” was morally correct. Ik the video, mr beast paid for 1000’s peoples eye surgery’s to see normally again.

Yo dude, hear what happening with Mr.Beast? Twitter is pulling another rule 73

by Ur welcome ram :> April 4, 2023

Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free

With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free

by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019

rule 34

we don't talk about that.

guy 1: hey whats rule 34?
guy 2: we don't talk about that.

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.

"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."

by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 9, 2018