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Penis Picasso 

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder 

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

PENIS GRIGIO 

Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.

Penis shavings 

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it
Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat

Penis Shavings 

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it
Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes

penis drake 

Some kind of dragon with alot of penises on it.
Mom its a penis drake oer there!
penis drake by Korvensomstickerut December 12, 2016

penis flab 

It's a penis that has a flab
Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!
penis flab by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016