penis music

PEWHFIEWFEPWHPWHPOHWEFOWEIHWAOIHWAOIFHWAFHEPWOFWAFPAWHFEPWAFOIWAHYFPOIFHPOWFHWOIHFPFWHOFWFIOHWPERithink i broke my head

man 1: *tries to start a normal conversation*
man 2: penis music

by lettucehandler1324907123947928 March 15, 2021

Nathaniels penis

Big as fuck

John: I enjoyed Nathaniels penis last night

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021

whale penis

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

penis erectus

someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments

can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!

by -shorty- April 3, 2006

penis clapping

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.

Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.

by external vagina November 4, 2009

purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

by alec February 20, 2004

Penis finger

When a friend goes through your drawers at a party and pulls out your vibrator. Only to turn it on and put her finger on it.

or

Playing with a mans penis with only your finger.

*Oh my god guys come and look at this*
Girl pulls out her friend's vibrator and starts playing with it in front of everyone.

or

*Girl is tossing a guy off*
Guy : What the hell are you doing?
Girl : Penis fingering you?..

by Milziz November 14, 2009