by Workidfinstokes May 9, 2021
Get the ryton parkmug. 
A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
Get the TDS Parkmug. by Uhhhhhhbs May 5, 2023
Get the Grave parkmug. One of the 2 cities completely surrounded by Detroit. Bet a majority of those pictures you see of abandoned homes from detroit were taken here. Bad public schools. If you’re taking woodward to downtown you have driven through here
by TotallyNotADetroiter July 13, 2021
Get the Highland Parkmug. It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
Get the parking lot lunchmug. When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.
I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.
by C-Merx February 4, 2010
Get the Parking Lurkmug.