rule 4

a reminder that we do not like to look at sex toys particularly those featuring characters from despicable me I, II, or III, or any knock off, please euthanize me

hey uh wanna see this minion themed...

RULE 4.

by barandgrille July 24, 2021

rule 11-11

If it exists on the internet, there's a mod for it in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

"I wish I could play a game where I'm a hot Kawaii Vampire Assassin." "Rule 11-11, did you look for a Skyrim mod?"

by FuzzieChikun August 21, 2021

Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.

A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?

by Marzsala February 22, 2023

First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.

John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.

by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023

the heskey rule

Rape.

I got arrested for demonstrating the heskey rule in public.

by thefifabeestar September 2, 2014

Rule 41

Not really a rule,but mostly anything said on the internet will be turned sexual

Guy 1:This thing can hold anything

Guy 2:You mean....everything??

Guy 1:Yes..everything

Guy 2:🥺🤩🤩

Guy 1:I will never escape rule 41 😪😪😪

by Syleha October 5, 2022

Ludington Rules

Over wordy public displays aka Signs of Virtue Signalling what ought to be inner compulsions of categorical imperative, do unto others.

THe Ludington Rules signs were unwelcome in a Village bristling with signs like a bailed-up kuni kuni, a hedgehog or a porcupine.

by PartisanZ July 13, 2023