Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

Wren's Law

The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.

Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."

Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"

by a3u January 15, 2024

LaW

LaW is an abbrevation that means Loses All Wars, which was popularized in the online survival gaming community.
The general belief is that any group who takes on this combination of letters will be doomed to lose all wars and commit such trash kid mistakes as deleting their own base accidently.

LaW means loses all wars.
LaW members will definitely lose all wars.
You suck so bad you're definitely gonna LaW

by Thunderpain January 24, 2020

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024

Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

stepfather-in-law

Spouse's stepfather.

stepfather-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024