John chomos 

The taker of cheese

“Where is all the cheese?”

“John chomos took it”

John chomos by M1crow May 16, 2023

john_cena1412 

an absolute gigachad of a human being who deserves all of the urban dictionary mugs

"you are quite the john_cena1412"
"ok nigga"

john_cena1412 by John_cena1412 May 18, 2023

John Popper 

When two men engage in docking their penises so a woman can suck on both penises at the same time like she was playing a harmonica

My buddy and I met a girl last night and she gave us a John Popper

John Popper by Burque Rooster May 20, 2023

john pop 

only one man in the world has this name

hello john pop

john pop by john_pop23 June 9, 2023

John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.

NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.

John Gutter by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023

John Von Tunzelman 

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him

"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock

John Von Tunzelman by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023

John Wayne 

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

John Wayne by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023