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Oh SHi- I mean God no

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.
by MonkishAphid69420 December 10, 2019
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I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"
Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"
by Maxipedia May 29, 2023
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Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
by Twinkiezrule December 11, 2011
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oh my god they killed kenny

*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*
by thecoon69cartman July 22, 2021
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Don't "Oh My God" me.

It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.
Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.

Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?

Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.
by W for Whatever-Man February 27, 2013
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God bless Jessy James

A saying that some people have that are rebels against society like biker gangs, heavy metal bands etc.

Jess James was an old west outlaw that robbed hundreds of trains and banks.
Man 1: Lets drink ti Jessy James.
Man 2:Yeah,God bless Jessy James.
by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010
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