Poop Fart

Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.

"Hey dude! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Don't be a poop fart, I don't want anything."

by TheREALslimShady4201223 June 24, 2009

Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.

I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!

by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011

fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.

Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!

by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005

geriatric fart

old fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"

by bumb October 1, 2003

power fart

When the electricity shuts off for a brief moment that is just long enough to cause inconvenience or interruption.

"I had to retype my e-mail because my PC briefly shut off due to a power fart."

by BA from PA October 5, 2009

Pussy Fart

Someone who smells like a vagina with a heavy odor.

Shaun Morris is a pussy fart who smells like gorilla tits and llama clits.

by Smitty Duck March 7, 2019

Squelch fart

To fart out semen from the arsehole.

he loves to "Squelch fart" Peters jizz out!.

by m light August 24, 2006