Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.
by TheREALslimShady4201223 June 24, 2009
Get the Poop Fart mug.A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.
I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!
by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011
Get the Fart Knocker mug.A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.
by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005
Get the fart knocker mug.When the electricity shuts off for a brief moment that is just long enough to cause inconvenience or interruption.
by BA from PA October 5, 2009
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