Suburban Dog

Suburban dogs get afraid when it rains.
Suburban dogs bark at slow moving trains.
They'll run from their house and come back the same day.
Suburban dogs are in love with their chains.

Dude, you're a suburban dog.

by 87463986739 October 30, 2010

Dog Job

'Dog Job cannot be described as a single action, it is job lot of Dog Jobbing'

Usually occurring in the back of ones car, dog job can also be known as Doggy Style. The female in the scenario will be bent over on all fours whilst the male is vigorously ragging her from behind in a style reminiscent of a spaniel / other dog breed of a similar size.

Kwistian - do you fancy a bit of dog job in the back seat of my car tonight

Wucy - Very good

by 💣︎♋︎❒︎🙵 December 24, 2020

Throney Dog

Name given to the act of eating a Coney Dog while simultaneously taking a dump.

"I didn't know whether to be proud or dismayed upon hearing Jeff recount his story of Throney Dogging the day after he ordered too much food from a drivethru Coney Island. The counterproductiveness of the entire situation was mindboggling."

by X-ian Montgomery February 6, 2008

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

Dog water

Your so dog water my guy your so lost get better get better zero iq you live in your mums basement no earrings so trash throw your console away my dog is better it’s obvious your just blind get better I swear my mums better your 30 years no life no no life get a life get a job stop playing kids games get married get married go make money literally dog shit

Dog water

by Christian mix March 1, 2021

dog gravy

a gravy made for dogs to make their food more succulent. mmmm wonder what it tastes like?

hey pooch want some DELISHUS DOG GRAVY?? with meaty rabbit and chicken flavour!

by pugfeatures October 11, 2008

Designer Dog

A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.

My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.

by Diasent January 8, 2015