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fat cat with a mustache

it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.
cat 1: look at my mustache

cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.

cat 1: I so happy
by #cats May 3, 2019
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cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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cat 5’d

The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.

Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!

For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.

When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?

Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.

Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).
Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?
by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020
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my cats are meowing

Like when your 'dogs are barking' but, rather than sore feet, another structure of the anatomical leg is sore.
I worked out my quads yesterday and my cats are meowing today.
by Justy-clit November 20, 2017
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Tom cat head

Referring to the head size of a non or late neutered male cat which are typically larger then the female. Common slang used by West Virginia Hillbillys to indicate that someone is smart.
"Willie Ray always remembers where stuff is at. That boy got a head on him like a tomcat." Tom cat head
by The Diggler 992 August 7, 2016
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texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy June 2, 2016
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