crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

Sadge cake

Sadge means to feel sadness towards something. Cake means a lot or very much. Sadge cake = Sad very much. Since Ms. H wanted to know

I lost in cup pong
😐

Oh thats so sadge cake

by Blehblehbleh77 October 2, 2023

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Beef Cakes

A large fellas man tits

Take out your beef cakes brother!

by Raymond4050 January 23, 2021

Queer cake

A cake made or bought for coming out as queer.

The queer cake was put in the fridge for eating later.

by Macshift September 22, 2021

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018