blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

golli bear

A man who lives on top of apache pizza Pearse street, loves a few cans and snorts a fuck ton. Fellas whacked

Dylan's mackeys dad is a golli bear

by Golli bear lover lad April 24, 2018

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

booty bear

a bear that will eat your booty if you put honey on it

the booty bear is coming run do you have honey on your but yeah, I wanted to see if it was real

by thatgoat January 15, 2022

big bear

A tall 6 foot guy who plays football, squats 365 and never fails to make you laugh. He will care for a girl with all of his heart and never give up on her. He has a mullet and hates cliff, cliff cant fucking lift correctly.

big bear squats 365

by Jim Steiner August 13, 2021

Bear Grylls

Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.

Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"

by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016