Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.

I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.

Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away

by ArchieUwU September 8, 2023

Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

by Epicman73 September 11, 2023

Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.

I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!

by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023

Bean burger

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person

1. I’m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!

by underscore that September 17, 2023

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023