rocks in the vagina

Shit you say to a hot girl after you've been shutdown

Hey babe what you doing later?
Psssh no.
Bitch you got rocks in the vagina

by U571A April 1, 2015

Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Fire Hydrant Vagina

PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

fuck fluffy vagina

A rare monster species that is very dangerous and has the appearance of a very hairy vagina.

Person 1: Dude! I got attacked by the fuck fluffy vaginas the other night.
Person 2: You're lucky to be alive!

by Hairy V September 18, 2016

Chainsawing a Vagina

Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.

Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.

by TheAstro30 September 30, 2016

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018