ass period

This is a relitively new disorder where men produce to much blood and ejaculate it out of thier anus. Some may also refer to this as the bloody ass period. It is extremely painful and can occur almost every single day. Corking the butt-hole may result in a bloody eruption of the anal gland and can result it death. The best way to handle the ass period is to let it all keep on flowing and if necessary to insert tampax cardboard into the rectum. The bleeding may either ooze out our squirt like a projectile. A projectile bloody ass period has enough force to rip through even the toughest pair of jeans, so extra protection is vital.

Did you know Carlo had seven bloody ass periods this afternoon.

He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.

OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.

by The Butt-Bandit September 15, 2007

ass panda

Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.

GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!

by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006

split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

by Adz H January 11, 2006

Salsa ass

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.

After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.

by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007

Hard Ass

like a bad ass although they dont take crap from anyone

"some one calls ur a stupid fucker"

"u say shut the fuck up bitch"
u would be a hard ass

by j man bamf June 11, 2006

Cut ass

JOke about someone

He gonna cut ur ass

by terry March 12, 2004

assed out

1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party

2)A major drug high

3)Tired, worn out

4)Out of luck

1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"

2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.

3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'

4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.

by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005