ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

fat ass

Someone who is extremely proud of their laziness and should be worshipped for their ability to avoid burning calories.

"Shanotgettinit!" Shouted the fatass when the knock came on the door.

by Sean Connery February 26, 2003

ass period

This is a relitively new disorder where men produce to much blood and ejaculate it out of thier anus. Some may also refer to this as the bloody ass period. It is extremely painful and can occur almost every single day. Corking the butt-hole may result in a bloody eruption of the anal gland and can result it death. The best way to handle the ass period is to let it all keep on flowing and if necessary to insert tampax cardboard into the rectum. The bleeding may either ooze out our squirt like a projectile. A projectile bloody ass period has enough force to rip through even the toughest pair of jeans, so extra protection is vital.

Did you know Carlo had seven bloody ass periods this afternoon.

He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.

OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.

by The Butt-Bandit September 15, 2007

ass panda

Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.

GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!

by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006

Salsa ass

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.

After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.

by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007

split-ass

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

by Adz H January 11, 2006

Hard Ass

like a bad ass although they dont take crap from anyone

"some one calls ur a stupid fucker"

"u say shut the fuck up bitch"
u would be a hard ass

by j man bamf June 11, 2006