Deep Shit

"deep shit - n. the shit to end all shits; the best shit on God's green Earth"
Typically a shit in which you have expunged all the shit out of your anus in a deep grunt

"DUDE I JUST TOOK A DEEP SHIT"
"Man you've been on that deep shit for hours"

by Nikos2097 August 27, 2014

talkin shit

saying bad things or talking negatively about a person at any time, face to face or behind someones back

Kenzie: Nik your a bitch
Nik: Kenzie quit talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.
Kenzi: I'm not talkin shit.
Nik: yes you are, your talkin shit.

by maple hall hustla February 5, 2009

Shit map

The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.

Similar to the Map of China, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of Fecal debris).

An obvious outcome (LOL!) of Dutch Coughs, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.

John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!

by Craig in the Hat September 9, 2009

just for shits

the exact same meaning as "shits and giggles" except it sounds much more manly than 'shits and giggles'

Jeff - "Bro why the fuk did you throw your bottle at that dudes house for!?"

Jeffs mate - "just for shits"

by Baggus bro July 10, 2010

shit drifter

when a shit of a good size is in the toilet bowl, and when u go to flush in stead of breaking and going down it drifts around the bowl leaving skid marks

dude come lookat this log i dropped i think it might be a shit drifter

by shit*king April 29, 2009

shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

shit snatch

It is a ass hole but stricly only an ass hole that is experiencing an extreme bout of the trots and when a pork sword is thrust within it rapidly shits upon the unhappy shaggers balls.

Her vag was rather slack and hanging loose like the mouth of a tired dog, so i decided to ram it in her shit snatch and all hell broke loose, how was i supposed to know she had a dickey tummy and she shat on my balls.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007