Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

@calb57 moment

This phrase is used whenever anime (loli), or furry content is sent in a discord channel.

Weeb: *sends picture of a loli furry OC*

Epic Gamer: @calb57 moment

by DutchVan derLinde June 2, 2021

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Moonlight Moment

The process of gaining a major achievement and instantly losing it because of an unfortunate mistake, error or lapse in judgement.

Hundreds of students thought they were admitted to Harvard, but it turned out to be a Moonlight moment.

by carpenoctem15 February 27, 2017

dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

Music Moment

When a song is the perfect match for the moment and you feel like in your own movie. It becomes part of the soundtrack of your life.

This song always reminds me of that one night at the beach during my road trip through Australia, what a Music Moment.

by Groovecat November 23, 2018

Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024