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by larrythecabelguy June 9, 2018
Get the daddy pertis mug.(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.
Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."
Woman: "Flour daddy?"
Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."
Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"
Woman: "Flour daddy?"
Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."
Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"
by Huntaaification June 10, 2018
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Toni: but I thought I was!
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Toni: but I thought I was!
Tom: All of my friends are my daddy Toni, all of them...
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Get the Daddy mug.The DADDY of Mr Tumble impressions .
You almost feel as though you’re in the presence of Mr Tumble himself.
You almost feel as though you’re in the presence of Mr Tumble himself.
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