pink house with brown shudders 

Another way of describing a woman's pussy. Usually of the less preferred variety. Inside pink (the house), the outside lips (the brown shudders).

I still ate Nancy out even though she had a Pink house with Brown Shudders.

pink house with brown shudders by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

bronson 

Southern Australian slang for the process of wiping the sweat from your ass crack with your fingers and proceding to smear it across the upper lip of a friend, workmate, loved one or enemy.

I just gave my girlfriend a nasty bronson, I dont think I will be kissing her for a few days.

bronson by ritwil August 3, 2006

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Diego November 21, 2003

Brown Shaheen 

Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."

Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.

Brown Shaheen by McDowdy October 29, 2014

brown ribbon 

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

brown ribbon by john really brown September 6, 2006

nigga brown 

one of your close niggas.

colby: what up nigga brown?
kate: nothingg chillen you?

nigga brown by katie bbbbyy July 5, 2008

Handsome John Brown 

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

Handsome John Brown by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005