person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

by no January 30, 2024

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
by TrumpFucked August 03, 2019

Most depserate omegle indian type dude ever out there smells like curry and eats transgender dick and loves to ask bentancur tofuck
by KFCGOATBLACKNIGGERS August 11, 2024

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.
by Twice over August 07, 2017
