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Eat shit from John

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.
by Soproanomon January 1, 2023
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elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton JohnsSaturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.
last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable
by ched monk July 8, 2022
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National kiss John day

Find someone named john and kiss them on 21st of november
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day
by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 18, 2022
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Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”
by NaanClapper February 9, 2022
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John long middle school

John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.
Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay
A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol
by i like poopee September 10, 2021
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John Michael Padilla Jordas

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE
by JORDAKS June 7, 2021
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