Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco
My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys
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unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo
Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.
by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022
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unlucky taco

When you shit yourself and your ass crack is packed with shit
Guys I over trusted a fart and now I’m suffering from an unlucky taco
by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022
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beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy
When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.
by jolyfloger May 08, 2017
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Rear taco

Did you know that Chris shaves his rear taco?
by LiamtheRed June 20, 2020
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Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz

The name of a member of a TACO BELL RAMEN NOODLE CULT
Bish that Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz gotta get her TV stuck in her toilet
by AVOCADOSTAPLER August 17, 2018
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Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)
Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact
by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019
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