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mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE
Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020
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Taco Taco Tuesday

Taco Taco Tuesday is a grassroots movement to encourage everyone to explore the joys of cunnilingus. Find a taco. Eat some ... taco. Enjoy life!
I'm so excited to Taco Taco Tuesday! It was Steak and Blowjob last month. Now it's my turn. Taco Taco for life!
by TacoTacoTuesdayMovement March 15, 2024
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Surf Taco

the place where you go to have anal sex in a body of water ( pool, shower, etc.).
" I went to a pool party last night and then I totally went to Surf Taco! "
by youknowmebutyoudont April 16, 2012
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Taco

Food consisting of a shell with some ingredients added on the inside.
by TheMadHippo64 March 4, 2022
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cod taco

A vagina of a certain age- senior
Lad she had a proper cod taco

She's got a face like a cod taco
by mmmmmmaybeeee May 6, 2016
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Indian-Taco

A pocket pussy molded from sun dried semen.
Amar drained his balls to form a sensational Indian-Taco.
by Velkor May 4, 2022
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