Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

Sandy Slap

When you spank someone at the same time you call them the sand nigger

"I was makin' love to my drunka and he done gave me a sandy slap on my ass."

by Guidette Negrisha October 15, 2011

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.

I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.

by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016