pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022

Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

PISS

PISS TASTES YUMMY WHEN YOU DRINK IT OUT OF YOUR BFS pp
LIKE ITS A STRAW

CHAD: DID YOU DRINK PISS LAST NIGHT

OLLIE: YEAH....

by OLLIEVERLIKESTODRINKPISS May 25, 2022

Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 8, 2017

Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore

Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart

by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021

piss pojke

isak

Man 1: look over there it's the guy
Man 2: yeah that's isak, the piss pojke.

by Elbotio October 28, 2022