Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009

Bill Bean

Bill bean is a very sweaty cheese TOASTIE and plays fortnite 230 hours a day also he uses anonymous mode cuz he thinks hes a streamer but someone got more views stamping his foot than his fortnite montages

Hes very sweaty he must be a bill bean

by Jesus Dad August 15, 2019

Vanilla Beans

Meaning a very dumb/retarded person

You are such a Vanilla Beans

by RaventheReal March 4, 2023

bad bean

A dude who’s very sexual and open with it

This dude is such a bad bean, Mia Khalifa is a angel compared to him

by Bad Bean July 26, 2020

A bean

Philly turn for a hunnid dollars

Yo lemme get a bean on pump 3

by Khyaa April 25, 2021

Bean Democracy

A lovely and happy land where the rush get all the wealth and that's all that toy matters.

Also it's run by the producer of a banging story

I am parr of the Bean Demoacracy, for legal reasons, I love the Bean Democracy

by ShronkeyInBoots January 15, 2020