When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025

by Le ASs hole March 22, 2021

You're probably here because you got into a fight with your little sister and so you searched this up to see what Urban Dictionary has to say for you. Well let's see...
A human being who has been tormenting you ever since it has appeared on this earth. Someone who has been annoying the crap out of you and getting you in trouble for no reason whatsoever. Someone who pretends to be a saint but in fact is quite the opposite. Nevertheless you still care about them even if you keep on telling yourself just how badly you want to slap that brat in the face, but without getting in any form of trouble though.
A human being who has been tormenting you ever since it has appeared on this earth. Someone who has been annoying the crap out of you and getting you in trouble for no reason whatsoever. Someone who pretends to be a saint but in fact is quite the opposite. Nevertheless you still care about them even if you keep on telling yourself just how badly you want to slap that brat in the face, but without getting in any form of trouble though.
Person 1:
*Wants to use perfume*
*Sees that it's empty*
"Lili, what did you do with my perfume?!"
*Walks over to her bedroom*
*Notices little sister trying to hide something in a rush*
"What is that?!"
Person 2:
"I'm making a bubblegum scented air freshener..."
Person 1:
*Notices a cotton pad literally dripping with perfume with a small flower cellotaped to it*
"Are you insane?! You wasted all of my perfume!"
*Slaps her, just a little bit*
Person 2:
*Starts crying like as if she hit her so hard*
"Mummy!"
See this is what I'm talking about. They constantly annoy you until you can't hold yourself together any longer.
*Wants to use perfume*
*Sees that it's empty*
"Lili, what did you do with my perfume?!"
*Walks over to her bedroom*
*Notices little sister trying to hide something in a rush*
"What is that?!"
Person 2:
"I'm making a bubblegum scented air freshener..."
Person 1:
*Notices a cotton pad literally dripping with perfume with a small flower cellotaped to it*
"Are you insane?! You wasted all of my perfume!"
*Slaps her, just a little bit*
Person 2:
*Starts crying like as if she hit her so hard*
"Mummy!"
See this is what I'm talking about. They constantly annoy you until you can't hold yourself together any longer.
by BlueMoon~ November 2, 2021

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.
by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin
by kratos boy March 5, 2024

MASTER MEXIT TOEHUN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD DOUBJRULE TROUBJRULE IN LITTLE AMERICA. RELBJALOODDY RELBJALEEDING RELBJALEED. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started Lonnie Benningfieldoubjrule troubjrule in little AMERICA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 2, 2025

It's Dixie, but better. Little Dixie is where all the hot babes are born. It's in Missouri, and it's filled with monster trucks, retired grandpas, golf, farmers' markets, and American Cheese. Go to Little Dixie, and tell me you don't see any of that. Little Dixie is by a river. The river is dirty, and nobody has a name for it, but the Little Dix love it. Little Dixie is a part of Missiouri. You may say "Eww! Missouri!" but it's still full of Dixie people. It has a dustbowl economy, so if you bring a lot of money, you can flex it on people and they will cry. Taxes.
by crap house hose March 6, 2022
