Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
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Get the porno cock mug.The act of a "lady" aggressively orgasming until the point of female ejaculation. If the ejaculation occurs while the penis is still inside the vagina, and the ejaculation can only be described as a "waterfall" of liquid, then this equates to a WATERFALL COCK.
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Ok, so im pounding off this lady and we are heading for a mutual climax. All is well in my camp...
Suddenly we both peak, and to my horror she unleashes what can only be described as the contents of the local reservoir all over my innocent penis (waterfall cock).
Shes slides off me, revealing the vast lake of jellied STD's which spread from my upper rib cage right down to my kneecaps.
eg: Bill complained of having to sleep in Jenny's wet patch
Suddenly we both peak, and to my horror she unleashes what can only be described as the contents of the local reservoir all over my innocent penis (waterfall cock).
Shes slides off me, revealing the vast lake of jellied STD's which spread from my upper rib cage right down to my kneecaps.
eg: Bill complained of having to sleep in Jenny's wet patch
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When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005
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