Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".

Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.

by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009

Sexy Blue Caribou

Sexy Blue Caribou refers to a very attractive male soccer player.
May be abbreviated as "SBC".

Girl 1: OMG! Check out that Sexy Blue Caribou!
Girl 2: He is SOOOO hot. Look! There's a pack of them!

by sbclover February 16, 2010

AIM Blue Balls

When someone stops in the middle of a story on AIM, giving the other user proverbial blue balls.

Bob: man I was walking down the road earlier
Bob: and I saw this stray dog walking right
Bob: so I went up to it
*silence*
Jeff: then what!?
Jeff: fscking aim blue balls

by silyi button March 22, 2009

Winnipeg Blue Bomber

After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.

"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."

by Duke Hoobly May 10, 2007

blue vein test

Like the brown paper bag test, the blue vein test was a means of telling if one of African American decent was fair-skinned enough to interact in the upper classes of black society or pass to interact in white society. Basically, if the skin color was light enough to reveal the blue hue of the veins in the underside of the forearm, one could pass this test.

If he passes the blue vein test, he can get a job in the office.

by sonicsustain August 24, 2008

My blue

This quote is like the phrase, my yellow but a little different: Someone that is dick to everyone but for some reason you enjoy there company, they make smile with there dirty jokes, and nearly spit out your drinks to the ones where you are not sure you should laugh too, they're a dick, but that's one of their most redeeming qualities (in a good way)

You are my blue

by Jango_mango April 19, 2021

Blue Bull

Schlitz Malt Liquor

Hey, while you are in the fridge get me a blue bull.

by meehafr November 22, 2010